Ask Adam Anything - Like a magic 8 ball, but better

What the hell is this site about? Adam? Magic 8 ball? What?

• So what's this site about?Well you know those magic 8 ball toys? The one's that you flip upside-down and they predict the future? Adam uses them quite a lot. For important decisions at work. And stuff like that. So he asked his housemate to make a system similar to the magic 8 ball. For him. No longer is he forced to ask the 8 ball - now he can ask Adam.
• Are the answers the same?Kind of. A magic 8 ball has 20 answers - 10 are good, 5 are neutral and 5 are bad. Despite it being quite a push for him to write the answers like that (because Adam is generally pretty ambivalent or negative), the fortune telling online-Adam on this site follows a similar system.
• * What's the best way to ask?Just like a magic 8 ball, Adam should be asked a question that can be answered with a direct 'Yes' or 'No'. I mean - getting the answer 'Yes' for 'Am I happy or sad?' doesn't answer anything, but getting 'Yes' for 'Am I happy?' does.
• Why is there no .com in the title?Adam doesn't believe in top level domains. Go figure.
• Why all the suglasses?You mean why does he have different glasses in every picture? Dunno. Probably something to do with his eyes changing colour as he predicts the future. They go blue. Like the juice in the magic 8 ball.

Tell a friend, yeah?

Here are some recent questions posed to Adam...

Here's some of the most recent questions people have asked Adam. They'd all be good questions to ask a magic 8 ball, but Adam appreciates them more, you know?! Click the question to see how he answered. If you don't want your question to be listed here, just tick the 'Private?' box before you click the ask button.

• 15173 how can I tell if I have abdominal separation. And can ...
• 15172 you are an ass hole
• 15171 how can I tell if I have abdominal separation. And can ...
• 15170 Will I poop today?
• 15169 Is Chloe a dumb?
• 15168 was the fiesta fun?
• 15167 is duncan thinking about texting me
• 15166 is duncan thinking about texting me
• 15165 is duncan thinking about texting me
• 15164 is duncan thinking abou texting me
• 15163 am i gonna be a pilot
• 15162 am i gonna be a pilot
• 15154 yes i am
• 15153 are u gay
• 15152 is my ex phil still in to me
• 15151 am i gay
• 15150 am i a good kisser or no?
• 15149 typeof oil for a honda accord 2001 vtec
• 15148 what oil does a 2001 honda accord vtecrn
• 15147 will my bankruptcy be settled by the years end

Still want more? A real magic 8 ball? More links?

Alright. Here's some statistics for you. Like the magic 8 ball, Adam has ten positive, five neutral and five negative answers. From the 15160 questions asked, there have been 7659 positive, 3844 neutral, and 3657 negative answers. That means 51% of all Adam's answers have been positive!