Ask Adam Anything - Like a magic 8 ball, but better

What the hell is this site about? Adam? Magic 8 ball? What?

• So what's this site about?Well you know those magic 8 ball toys? The one's that you flip upside-down and they predict the future? Adam uses them quite a lot. For important decisions at work. And stuff like that. So he asked his housemate to make a system similar to the magic 8 ball. For him. No longer is he forced to ask the 8 ball - now he can ask Adam.
• Are the answers the same?Kind of. A magic 8 ball has 20 answers - 10 are good, 5 are neutral and 5 are bad. Despite it being quite a push for him to write the answers like that (because Adam is generally pretty ambivalent or negative), the fortune telling online-Adam on this site follows a similar system.
• * What's the best way to ask?Just like a magic 8 ball, Adam should be asked a question that can be answered with a direct 'Yes' or 'No'. I mean - getting the answer 'Yes' for 'Am I happy or sad?' doesn't answer anything, but getting 'Yes' for 'Am I happy?' does.
• Why is there no .com in the title?Adam doesn't believe in top level domains. Go figure.
• Why all the suglasses?You mean why does he have different glasses in every picture? Dunno. Probably something to do with his eyes changing colour as he predicts the future. They go blue. Like the juice in the magic 8 ball.

Tell a friend, yeah?

Here are some recent questions posed to Adam...

Here's some of the most recent questions people have asked Adam. They'd all be good questions to ask a magic 8 ball, but Adam appreciates them more, you know?! Click the question to see how he answered. If you don't want your question to be listed here, just tick the 'Private?' box before you click the ask button.

• 15774 Is my boyfriend leroy and his friend scot lovers
• 15773 Will leroy be back home befor tuesday
• 15772 Will leroy be back home befor tuesday
• 15771 Will leroy be back home befor tuesday
• 15770 Will leroy be home befor monday
• 15769 Is my boyfriend leroy and his friend scot lovers
• 15754 will i have kids?
• 15748 Will Sheila get a job at the bank?
• 15747 Will Sheila get a job at the bank?
• 15741 is allie masten a skank
• 15740 who are you?
• 15739 who am i
• 15731 soo your gay
• 15730 soo your gay
• 15729 are you a person that likes geting reared
• 15728 am i fat?
• 15727 hpf8p
• 15726 hpf8p
• 15725 hpf8p
• 15724 am i fat?

Still want more? A real magic 8 ball? More links?

Alright. Here's some statistics for you. Like the magic 8 ball, Adam has ten positive, five neutral and five negative answers. From the 15774 questions asked, there have been 7967 positive, 3999 neutral, and 3808 negative answers. That means 51% of all Adam's answers have been positive!